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    #41
    Which ones? We don't often dip to the lower levels of pettiness.

    Unless it amuses us....
    You're a woman??

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      #42
      Originally posted by original PM View Post
      You're a woman??

      She's all woman! Especially in heels and a short skirt!

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        #43
        Originally posted by original PM View Post
        You're a woman??

        Blimey. Aren't you the silver-tongued cavalier! Let me guess your other line:

        "Hello darlin'. Do you shag on first dates?"
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          #44
          "Hello darlin'. Do you shag on first dates?"
          no never that smooth

          OPM "Lets talk about the weather"
          Lady "Huh?"
          OPM "Whether or not you gonna give us a bj tonight"

          worked once!!

          never go short mind must be my good looks, charming personality and low standards!

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            #45
            Originally posted by Churchill View Post
            It's a pet hate of mine, retarded fuqwits using "could of" instead of "could've".
            You should of said so we could of avoided it then you might of not been so peeved

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              #46
              Originally posted by original PM View Post
              OPM "Whether or not you gonna give us a bj tonight"

              worked once!!
              You cheeky, jammy bastard!
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #47
                You cheeky, jammy bastard!
                yes but I must say it was in one of the places where the odds were good but the goods were odd!

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by original PM View Post
                  yes but I must say it was in one of the places where the odds were good but the goods were odd!
                  That sounds intriguing ... care to elaborate?

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                    You cheeky, jammy bastard!
                    Originally posted by original PM View Post
                    yes but I must say it was in one of the places where the odds were good but the goods were odd!
                    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
                    That sounds intriguing ... care to elaborate?
                    Thai lady-boys...

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by Platypus View Post
                      That sounds intriguing ... care to elaborate?
                      One of those 5 dorrar places.
                      Hard Brexit now!
                      #prayfornodeal

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