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    #51
    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    That sounds intriguing ... care to elaborate?
    Weight Watchers?
    I am not qualified to give the above advice!

    The original point and click interface by
    Smith and Wesson.

    Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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      #52
      this one was at a night club on a hill which occasionally holds a "2 kinky" night

      populated by lots of men in drag but also lots of ladies in not much

      I guarantee it was a lady!

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        #53
        Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
        Weight Watchers?
        "... and only 7 calories for a level teaspoon, girls!"
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          #54
          Originally posted by original PM View Post
          populated by lots of men in drag but also lots of ladies in not much

          I guarantee it was a lady!
          Course it was. Don't worry, we won't tell anyone.

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            #55
            Originally posted by original PM View Post
            this one was at a night club on a hill which occasionally holds a "2 kinky" night

            populated by lots of men in drag but also lots of ladies in not much

            I guarantee it was a lady!


            Am I the only one sniggering?
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #56
              barstewards

              lol



              it was a lady had lady bumps n everything honest

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                #57
                Originally posted by original PM View Post
                barstewards

                lol



                it was a lady had lady bumps n everything honest
                It's OK we know what you mean ;-)
                I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                The original point and click interface by
                Smith and Wesson.

                Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by original PM View Post
                  this one was at a night club on a hill which occasionally holds a "2 kinky" night

                  populated by lots of men in drag but also lots of ladies in not much

                  I guarantee it was a lady!
                  I've never been one for going out clubbing. When I was about 25 a girl friend took me to a night club in Hemel Hempstead, on a Thursday, I think it was.

                  I had never seen so much totty in all my life. Apart from the DJ, the bouncers and the bar staff, I was the only bloke in the place. Most of it was drop dead gorgeous.

                  At about 11 pm the DJ announced the Beauty Pageant and the lights came up and the competition began.

                  That was when I found out I was with the only woman in the building.
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by original PM View Post
                    barstewards

                    lol



                    it was a lady had lady bumps n everything honest
                    moobs.
                    King of Chutney.

                    Bring back Chetty - Lord of all things Chet!

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by original PM View Post
                      barstewards

                      lol



                      it was a lady had lady bumps n everything honest
                      adams apple != lady bump

                      HTH

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