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Weight Watchers?I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time -
this one was at a night club on a hill which occasionally holds a "2 kinky" night
populated by lots of men in drag but also lots of ladies in not much
I guarantee it was a lady!Comment
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"... and only 7 calories for a level teaspoon, girls!"Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostWeight Watchers?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Course it was. Don't worry, we won't tell anyone.Originally posted by original PM View Postpopulated by lots of men in drag but also lots of ladies in not much
I guarantee it was a lady!
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Originally posted by original PM View Postthis one was at a night club on a hill which occasionally holds a "2 kinky" night
populated by lots of men in drag but also lots of ladies in not much
I guarantee it was a lady!
Am I the only one sniggering?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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It's OK we know what you mean ;-)Originally posted by original PM View Postbarstewards
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it was a lady had lady bumps n everything honestI am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
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I've never been one for going out clubbing. When I was about 25 a girl friend took me to a night club in Hemel Hempstead, on a Thursday, I think it was.Originally posted by original PM View Postthis one was at a night club on a hill which occasionally holds a "2 kinky" night
populated by lots of men in drag but also lots of ladies in not much
I guarantee it was a lady!
I had never seen so much totty in all my life. Apart from the DJ, the bouncers and the bar staff, I was the only bloke in the place. Most of it was drop dead gorgeous.
At about 11 pm the DJ announced the Beauty Pageant and the lights came up and the competition began.
That was when I found out I was with the only woman in the building.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by original PM View Postbarstewards
lol

it was a lady had lady bumps n everything honest
moobs.
King of Chutney.
Bring back Chetty - Lord of all things Chet!Comment
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adams apple != lady bumpOriginally posted by original PM View Postbarstewards
lol

it was a lady had lady bumps n everything honest
HTHComment
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