Who's cooking and cleaning is better?
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Your mummy or your wife?
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Your mummy or your wife?
How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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My mums better at cooking. My wife better at cleaning."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested." -
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I married my wife and promptly became my mummy.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Oh Prawn. Please! Don't you think the boy has suffered enough?Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostAndyw's mum takes some beating.

You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Lard arsesI'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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You're your own mother? How does that work, genetically?Originally posted by bogeyman View PostI married my wife and promptly became my mummy.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Wuh?Originally posted by Pogle View PostLard arses
Anyway, much to my second wifes annoyance (we're now divorced) I'd always do my own ironing
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