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Previously on "Your mummy or your wife?"

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  • Menelaus
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    Lard arses
    Wuh?

    Anyway, much to my second wifes annoyance (we're now divorced) I'd always do my own ironing

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
    I married my wife and promptly became my mummy.
    You're your own mother? How does that work, genetically?

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  • Pogle
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    Lard arses

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  • Menelaus
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    My second wife.

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Andyw's mum takes some beating.

    Oh Prawn. Please! Don't you think the boy has suffered enough?

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  • DimPrawn
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    Andyw's mum takes some beating.

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  • bogeyman
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    I married my wife and promptly became my mummy.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Wife.

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  • Moscow Mule
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    My mums better at cooking. My wife better at cleaning.

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  • HairyArsedBloke
    started a topic Your mummy or your wife?

    Your mummy or your wife?

    Who's cooking and cleaning is better?

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