(with apologies to Paul Erdos) I think I would like mine to be "I've finally stopped getting dumber!!"
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What would you like as your epitaph?
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What would you like as your epitaph?
Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on Twitter -
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1. yet another attempt at immortality - FAIL.
2. (with apologies to the late S.Milligan) I told you I was ill
3. off to see clientco for the wrap-up meetingComment
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Here lies PZZ,
Aged 141
Only the good die young.
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Here lies PZZ
Stepped on the accelerator
Instead of the brake.
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Here lies PZZ
4 slugs from a .44
No less, no more.
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Here lies the body of PZZ
Done to death by a banana
It wasn't the fruit that laid him low
But the skin of the thing that made him go.
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foreskins were not enough to save his skin
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Let me know if you want some more before I die.
PZZComment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post"Plot vacant".Comment
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As a Scout I would like the usual circle with a dot in the middle.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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