"substitution clause is now in force"
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"Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs." -
"Oh dear™"Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Look behind you, the zombies are coming."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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As a Freemason I'd like the Skull & Cross bones on my gravestone.
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On behalf of Mrs Bloggs it will be- "He always tried his hardest, but he always fell short of expectations."Public Service Posting by the BBC - Bloggs Bulls**t Corp.
Officially CUK certified - Thick as f**k.Comment
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i liked the one from that actor (or was he a playright?) recently:
a beginning
a muddle
an endComment
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Here lies Blackened Biker
1972-2093
Died on the job
It came as such a shock to his wife she had to leave college
Or I wouldn't have an epitaph, just cremate me and scatter me on Bondi Beach, that way I will still be getting into young girls pants even when I am dead......Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.Comment
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My mothers is going to be:
"Here lies super shopper - gone to see the manager"Comment
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To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.
though depending on the nature of my ultimate demise, the sig below might turn out to be more appropriate.Comment
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