Cat survives crossbow attack

[bogeyman]

I will let Mrs BP sort it out. But I am not having another unsociable cat. If thats the only option we will get a chicken instead......

Ok BP. Could we just turn off the 'glib' for a minute - or at least turn it down a bit.

Sorry to be a bit of a sour puss (heh!) but I don't find cruelty to animals or even humans a bundle of laughs, exactly.

[bogeyman]

I must say, I find the awful shallowness, nastiness, unkindness, narrow and bloody-mindedness here, utterly dismaying.

Can't we do better than this?

[TimberWolf]

Have you seen the squirrel and hunting threads on here? Some (hopefully small) proportion of the CUK and general population derive unashamed pleasure from injuring and killing furry little intelligent tree hugging creatures with moustaches, let alone doing so to a species more sadistic than themselves, called Dave.

[bogeyman]

Have you seen the squirrel and hunting threads on here? Some (hopefully small) proportion of the CUK and general population derive unashamed pleasure from injuring and killing furry little intelligent tree hugging creatures with moustaches, let alone doing so to a species more sadistic than themselves, called Dave.

I try to avoid those threads.

It astonishes and dismays me how divorced from common or garden nature kids are these days.

Today's (< 5yo) kids see a rabbit or a squirrel in my garden and think it's some kind of Disney CGI effect.

They go "make it come to me!" - It's heartbreaking.

[NotAllThere]

All these other things are natural. Cats are not ...

They're all robots you mean? Or are they

[NotAllThere]

...
Today's (< 5yo) kids see a rabbit or a squirrel in my garden and think it's some kind of Disney CGI effect.

They go "make it come to me!" - It's heartbreaking.

Well you should have bought them up correctly.

[DimPrawn]

Not by me they don't... my lawn gets covered with it... idle flipers.

Today's cats are lazy. I blame the Thatcher years.

[TimberWolf]

Indeed.

They just walk across the lawn, find an appropriate spot, take a dump & walk off & leave it...

Lovely.

It's ok if it's firm, but the looser turds are rather unpleasant to deal with...

The modern equivalent is posting a new thread on CUK and not returning. Make up you own metaphors for the solidity of said digital dump.

[DaveB]

Have you seen the squirrel and hunting threads on here? Some (hopefully small) proportion of the CUK and general population derive unashamed pleasure from injuring and killing furry little intelligent tree hugging creatures with moustaches, let alone doing so to a species more sadistic than themselves, called Dave.

Oi, I dont have a moustache, and I'm not furry!

[Amiga500]

Are you saying I'm a troll?

No, you're troll bait.