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Bloody pykie nutter!
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AwesomeFaster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
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I'd have removed the speed govener on the wheel and made the fecker runOriginally posted by Churchill View PostI'd have shot the f**ker - from about a mile away!
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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From the film Snatch (Channel 5, last night):
Gorgeous George: It's a camp site, a pikey campsite...
Tommy: Ten points.
Gorgeous George: What we doing here?
Tommy: We're buying a caravan.
Gorgeous George: Off a pack of ******' pikeys? What's wrong with you? This will get messy.
Tommy: Well not if you're here.
Gorgeous George: Oh, you bastard! I ******' hate pikeys!Comment
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Did they demolish the Divis flats yet? Could've had a pop from the OP thereOriginally posted by Churchill View PostI'd have shot the f**ker - from about a mile away!
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Was he Romanian - they would have thrown stones and set it goingRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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I was hoping the "specially trained" firemen, were going to hose him off, Tiananmen Square stylee....
SimplesFaster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.Comment
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The wheels on your house go round and round, round and round."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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