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Previously on "Bloody pykie nutter!"

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  • thunderlizard
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    And short-changing the blokes and letting the girls with short skirts on for free.

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  • BoredBloke
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    Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
    Wasn't he just running round the ride collecting the 50p's off all the punters, like standard fairground practice?
    While his mate was spinning it faster like they did with the waltzers

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  • thunderlizard
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    Wasn't he just running round the ride collecting the 50p's off all the punters, like standard fairground practice?

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  • Moscow Mule
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    The wheels on your house go round and round, round and round.

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  • BlackenedBiker
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    I was hoping the "specially trained" firemen, were going to hose him off, Tiananmen Square stylee....

    Simples

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  • BoredBloke
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    Was he Romanian - they would have thrown stones and set it going

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  • Menelaus
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    I'd have shot the f**ker - from about a mile away!
    Did they demolish the Divis flats yet? Could've had a pop from the OP there

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  • Menelaus
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    From the film Snatch (Channel 5, last night):

    Gorgeous George: It's a camp site, a pikey campsite...
    Tommy: Ten points.
    Gorgeous George: What we doing here?
    Tommy: We're buying a caravan.
    Gorgeous George: Off a pack of ******' pikeys? What's wrong with you? This will get messy.
    Tommy: Well not if you're here.
    Gorgeous George: Oh, you bastard! I ******' hate pikeys!

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    I'd have shot the f**ker - from about a mile away!
    I'd have removed the speed govener on the wheel and made the fecker run

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  • Churchill
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    I'd have shot the f**ker - from about a mile away!

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by Clippy View Post
    Is it Brillo doing a fathers for justice stunt?

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  • BlackenedBiker
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    Awesome

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  • Clippy
    started a topic Bloody pykie nutter!

    Bloody pykie nutter!

    Linky 1 & Linky 2

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