Jag XJ or Audi A8

[Bagpuss]

Yeah a birds/gay man's car.

[OwlHoot]

I've been driving 2nd hand Jags since I started contracting. The Missus makes do with Daimlers or Sovereigns.

Run it into the ground and the second hand value is immaterial.

WHS

I had a stroke of luck with my previous jag, which had suspension like an old arm chair, and petrol consumption like a challenger tank.

I drove into the back of the car in front, while distracted by making obscene gestures at some muppet who had broken down and was holding up the traffic.

After the resulting prang my jag was a write off, due to the expense of the dozens of new parts needed to fix the crumpled front bumper, and the insurance company coughed up £3000, which I then used as part payment for an much newer and better model which I still drive

[d000hg]

Yeah a birds/gay man's car.

The MX5? Yeah, though apparently it's awesome fun to drive. The RX8 is the man's version

[Drewster]

But you're a girl, so that's alright.

entirely irrelevant as this is a MANLY thread about cars

[zamzummim]

I got a Jag 2 months ago, absolutely loooooooove it ...

[Menelaus]

Despite being the voice of the contrary here ... go for the Audi. They're ace.

[sasguru]

I drove into the back of the car in front, while distracted by making obscene gestures at some muppet who had broken down and was holding up the traffic.

:

Why did you make obscene gestures to someone who had broken down?
He should have lamped you.

[DaveB]

Why did you make obscene gestures to someone who had broken down?
He should have lamped you.

Pissed himself laughing at the instant Karma being dished out in from of him.

[Andy2]

Mmmmmm.........RX8..........

NSFW

[Drewster]

Mmmmmm.........RX8..........

Why did the word Wankel spring to mind?

That lost something in translation or at least filtering