Muslim goat on a treadmill

[zamzummim]

I haven't eaten any vegetables or fruit for the last 6 months, just good old meat (red mainly)

[Zippy]

Alright. Which allotment?

You choose. And make sure you're tooled up.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Yep, they should give up on the beards too; it makes them look like Roger Whittaker. I mean what use is a Roger Whittaker that can't even whistle?

If they are Muslim goats, the beards are part of their religious observance.

[Board Game Geek]

I often ask vegetarians,

"Are you vegetarian because you love animals or because you hate plants ?"

That stumps them for a few minutes.