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Previously on "Muslim goat on a treadmill"

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  • Board Game Geek
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    I often ask vegetarians,

    "Are you vegetarian because you love animals or because you hate plants ?"

    That stumps them for a few minutes.

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  • Peoplesoft bloke
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Yep, they should give up on the beards too; it makes them look like Roger Whittaker. I mean what use is a Roger Whittaker that can't even whistle?
    If they are Muslim goats, the beards are part of their religious observance.

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Alright. Which allotment?
    You choose. And make sure you're tooled up.

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  • zamzummim
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    I haven't eaten any vegetables or fruit for the last 6 months, just good old meat (red mainly)

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Come outside to the allotment and say that
    Alright. Which allotment?

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Broccoli is a woofty poofty vegetable for women who eat too much muesli and men who can't appreciate a fine, upstanding vegetable like cauliflower.
    Come outside to the allotment and say that

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  • Menelaus
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    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    Not the old mid-algorithm munchies.... I just hate it when that happens!
    haven't in a while!

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  • Menelaus
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    You know the pill is so much more effective than the algorithmic method; you really should talk to Mrs Menelaus about this.


    There is no Mrs M.

    Being a geek may have something to do with this ... Hmm.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    You know the pill is so much more effective than the algorithmic method; you really should talk to Mrs Menelaus about this.
    He doesn't have a "Mrs", he has a "YLMA"...

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  • Menelaus
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post


    At least it will give you some inspiration for your tea!


    Tea tonight = Chinese takeout on the way home. Dog being fed by her sitter before sitter leaves tonight at 6pm; I should be home by about 9pm.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
    Oi!

    I'm getting hungry just reading these pages, and I'm mid-algorithm so can't leave my desk. Aaargh.
    You know the pill is so much more effective than the algorithmic method; you really should talk to Mrs Menelaus about this.

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
    Oi!

    I'm getting hungry just reading these pages, and I'm mid-algorithm so can't leave my desk. Aaargh.
    Not the old mid-algorithm munchies.... I just hate it when that happens!

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
    Oi!

    I'm getting hungry just reading these pages, and I'm mid-algorithm so can't leave my desk. Aaargh.


    At least it will give you some inspiration for your tea!

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  • Menelaus
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    That's called Stamppot Boerenkool.

    Some people in the English speaking world call kale 'borecole'; probably derived from the Dutch 'boerenkool'.
    Oi!

    I'm getting hungry just reading these pages, and I'm mid-algorithm so can't leave my desk. Aaargh.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    yum - curly kale.... Boiled and then fried up the next day with potatoes... scrum delish!
    That's called Stamppot Boerenkool.

    Some people in the English speaking world call kale 'borecole'; probably derived from the Dutch 'boerenkool'.

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