Reply to: Muslim goat on a treadmill

[Board Game Geek]

I often ask vegetarians,

"Are you vegetarian because you love animals or because you hate plants ?"

That stumps them for a few minutes.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Yep, they should give up on the beards too; it makes them look like Roger Whittaker. I mean what use is a Roger Whittaker that can't even whistle?

If they are Muslim goats, the beards are part of their religious observance.

[Zippy]

Alright. Which allotment?

You choose. And make sure you're tooled up.

[zamzummim]

I haven't eaten any vegetables or fruit for the last 6 months, just good old meat (red mainly)

[Mich the Tester]

Come outside to the allotment and say that

Alright. Which allotment?

[Zippy]

Broccoli is a woofty poofty vegetable for women who eat too much muesli and men who can't appreciate a fine, upstanding vegetable like cauliflower.

Come outside to the allotment and say that

[Menelaus]

Not the old mid-algorithm munchies.... I just hate it when that happens!

haven't in a while!

[Menelaus]

You know the pill is so much more effective than the algorithmic method; you really should talk to Mrs Menelaus about this.

There is no Mrs M.

Being a geek may have something to do with this ... Hmm.

[Churchill]

You know the pill is so much more effective than the algorithmic method; you really should talk to Mrs Menelaus about this.

He doesn't have a "Mrs", he has a "YLMA"...

[Menelaus]

At least it will give you some inspiration for your tea!

Tea tonight = Chinese takeout on the way home. Dog being fed by her sitter before sitter leaves tonight at 6pm; I should be home by about 9pm.

[Mich the Tester]

Oi!

I'm getting hungry just reading these pages, and I'm mid-algorithm so can't leave my desk. Aaargh.

You know the pill is so much more effective than the algorithmic method; you really should talk to Mrs Menelaus about this.

[Drewster]

Oi!

I'm getting hungry just reading these pages, and I'm mid-algorithm so can't leave my desk. Aaargh.

Not the old mid-algorithm munchies.... I just hate it when that happens!

[cailin maith]

Oi!

I'm getting hungry just reading these pages, and I'm mid-algorithm so can't leave my desk. Aaargh.

At least it will give you some inspiration for your tea!

[Menelaus]

That's called Stamppot Boerenkool.

Some people in the English speaking world call kale 'borecole'; probably derived from the Dutch 'boerenkool'.

Oi!

I'm getting hungry just reading these pages, and I'm mid-algorithm so can't leave my desk. Aaargh.

[Mich the Tester]

yum - curly kale.... Boiled and then fried up the next day with potatoes... scrum delish!

That's called Stamppot Boerenkool.

Some people in the English speaking world call kale 'borecole'; probably derived from the Dutch 'boerenkool'.