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7 days smoke free!
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King of Chutney.
Bring back Chetty - Lord of all things Chet! -
No 1 son his brought some "electronic cigarettes" They give you a bit of nicotine but no tar. The end even glows when you suck!
I think these things grab people different ways. I used to smoke but giving up was easy. I always tell people it's my fabulous will power but actually I just never seemed to get really addicted.Last edited by xoggoth; 1 July 2009, 15:30.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Originally posted by MrToast View PostYou could start smoking. I was quite trim when I smoked.Comment
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FFS!! My 19 month old daughter just emptied my wallet all over the kitchen floor... my wife just picked up a petrol station receipt which shows 10 Marlboro lights on it.
I told the wife I quit over a year ago.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostFFS!! My 19 month old daughter just emptied my wallet all over the kitchen floor... my wife just picked up a petrol station receipt which shows 10 Marlboro lights on it.
I told the wife I quit over a year ago.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostDid you lie to her? I hope she kicks your nads in!!
She'll punish me alright!!Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostWell I did quit... sort of... I started again when I got booted back in March, I only smoke 3 or 4 a day and I'm working again so I really should knock it on the head.
She'll punish me alright!!Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostDare I ask how? Will it be a Max Mosley style paddling for you?
It was kind of jokey so I may be alright, she'll just keep it up for a few days to make me feel guilty. And rightly so I suppose.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostNo it will be psychological, "you obviously don't love us" was said earlier.
It was kind of jokey so I may be alright, she'll just keep it up for a few days to make me feel guilty. And rightly so I suppose.
Life would be soooo much easier!Comment
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