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You could start smoking. I was quite trim when I smoked.King of Chutney.
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No 1 son his brought some "electronic cigarettes" They give you a bit of nicotine but no tar. The end even glows when you suck!
I think these things grab people different ways. I used to smoke but giving up was easy. I always tell people it's my fabulous will power but actually I just never seemed to get really addicted.Last edited by xoggoth; 1 July 2009, 15:30.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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You can get slim as a consequence of smoking ... amputation, lung removal...?Originally posted by MrToast View PostComment
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FFS!! My 19 month old daughter just emptied my wallet all over the kitchen floor... my wife just picked up a petrol station receipt which shows 10 Marlboro lights on it.
I told the wife I quit over a year ago.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Did you lie to her? I hope she kicks your nads in!!Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostFFS!! My 19 month old daughter just emptied my wallet all over the kitchen floor... my wife just picked up a petrol station receipt which shows 10 Marlboro lights on it.
I told the wife I quit over a year ago.
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Well I did quit... sort of... I started again when I got booted back in March, I only smoke 3 or 4 a day and I'm working again so I really should knock it on the head.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostDid you lie to her? I hope she kicks your nads in!!
She'll punish me alright!!Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Dare I ask how? Will it be a Max Mosley style paddling for you?Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostComment
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No it will be psychological, "you obviously don't love us" was said earlier.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
It was kind of jokey so I may be alright, she'll just keep it up for a few days to make me feel guilty. And rightly so I suppose.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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oh dear. I hate it when wimmin do that! why cant they just say what they have to say then move on?Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostNo it will be psychological, "you obviously don't love us" was said earlier.
It was kind of jokey so I may be alright, she'll just keep it up for a few days to make me feel guilty. And rightly so I suppose.
Life would be soooo much easier!Comment
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I`m smoking extra fags to make up for you. Ahh, lovely!Comment
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