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How mortal are you going to get tonight?
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The great northern entertainment, getting smashed.
I think you grow out of it by 25 or so Sally.Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI think you grow out of it by 25 or so Sally.The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostI think you are an alcoholicOriginally posted by sasguru View PostI agree.
But for now, it's great fun, so I couldn't give a toss.
I'm seriously thinking of starting smoking again too....and I've been going on the sunbed....let all my vices fight it out among themselves.
Who wants to live forever anyway?The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostI think you are an alcoholic
I am a pisshead.
The wife and I will probably get through three bottles of wine tonight.
We try and limit it to three because things can get a bit messy if we drink more than that, we'd probably have a row and not talk to each other until Sunday.Comment
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Originally posted by sweetandsour View PostThere is a difference between "alcoholic" and "pisshead".
I am a pisshead.
The wife and I will probably get through three bottles of wine tonight.
We try and limit it to three because things can get a bit messy if we drink more than that, we'd probably have a row and not talk to each other until Sunday.The pope is a tard.Comment
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Alcoholism and Pissheadedness are just the symptoms.
You need to find the cause.Hard Brexit now!
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I've got 19 five year olds arriving at the house around 11:00 who will expect to be entertained, fed, and rewarded with a bag full of cheap tat in exchange for giving the youngest PRC some rubbish present that he will break within half an hour.
So no drinking tonight, but three to four bottles of vodka tomorrow.Comment
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