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How mortal are you going to get tonight?
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Wine with food is OK though because your body metabolises it differently and you absorb less alcohol. That's why the French have less incidence of drinking realted illness.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.” -
If you want wine, no problem. You asked what do people do on a Saturday Night, I told you.Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostCinema on a Saturday night?!!!
What if you dont want to be surrounded by teenagers?
And who could go for a meal without having wine?!!
I get the bunnies bit...but yes, married. Fu*king lucky to get a p*ssed pity sh*g at the minute
About the shagging, it was my feeble attempt at a joke.
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Cool!! Then my 2 bottles of wine off my previous list dont count thenOriginally posted by Bagpuss View PostWine with food is OK though because your body metabolises it differently and you absorb less alcohol. That's why the French have less incidence of drinking realted illness.
Yay - I'm practically tea total!!
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All this talk about booze is making me seriously thirsty!!
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Not two bottles with a mars bar thoughOriginally posted by SallyAnne View PostCool!! Then my 2 bottles of wine off my previous list dont count then
Yay - I'm practically tea total!!

The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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nope..fitting floorboards in the bedrooms tomorrow. need to shift some furniture downstairs tonight. But afterwards...hmmmm..naaa. It'll be playtime with my son..and I need to be in top shape for that.McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostAll this talk about booze is making me seriously thirsty!!

I've fancied a pint since 8 o'clock this morning!!!
It's cause I know I'm out at 4:30
What you up to tonight matey?The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostIf you want wine, no problem. You asked what do people do on a Saturday Night, I told you.
About the shagging, it was my feeble attempt at a joke.
Last Saturday we stayed in and watched a DVD and I tut-tuted about the students in the block having a party! I think I'm getting old!!
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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That reminds me of a VERY fun night I spent a few years back...Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostNot two bottles with a mars bar though
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