How mortal are you going to get tonight?

[sasguru]

I think you are an alcoholic

I agree.

[DimPrawn]

The great northern entertainment, getting smashed.

I think you grow out of it by 25 or so Sally.

[SallyAnne]

Not drinking.

[SallyAnne]

I think you grow out of it by 25 or so Sally.

Was that your idea of smooth patter?

[pzz76077]

Nothing tonight, as I will be driving first thing. The rest of the weekend - W**kered!

PZZ

[SallyAnne]

I think you are an alcoholic

I agree.

There may be a grain of truth in that.

But for now, it's great fun, so I couldn't give a toss.

I'm seriously thinking of starting smoking again too....and I've been going on the sunbed....let all my vices fight it out among themselves.

Who wants to live forever anyway?

[sweetandsour]

I think you are an alcoholic

There is a difference between "alcoholic" and "pisshead".

I am a pisshead.

The wife and I will probably get through three bottles of wine tonight.

We try and limit it to three because things can get a bit messy if we drink more than that, we'd probably have a row and not talk to each other until Sunday.

[SallyAnne]

There is a difference between "alcoholic" and "pisshead".

I am a pisshead.

The wife and I will probably get through three bottles of wine tonight.

We try and limit it to three because things can get a bit messy if we drink more than that, we'd probably have a row and not talk to each other until Sunday.

[sasguru]

Alcoholism and Pissheadedness are just the symptoms.
You need to find the cause.

[PRC1964]

I've got 19 five year olds arriving at the house around 11:00 who will expect to be entertained, fed, and rewarded with a bag full of cheap tat in exchange for giving the youngest PRC some rubbish present that he will break within half an hour.

So no drinking tonight, but three to four bottles of vodka tomorrow.