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    #51
    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Bulls maybe but I've honestly never seen a cow charging. My best friend grew up on a dairy farm and I spent weekends, summers after school etc on the farm with her and never had a problem.... maybe they were just particularly docile cows

    Cows do charge to protect their young. A friend's mother in law suffered brain damage in a similar incident 20 years ago.

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      #52
      Charolais and limousin cattle are well known for being nasty bast ards..

      Never give them an inch unless you know you can get there first...
      Last edited by cojak; 8 June 2009, 21:41.
      "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
      - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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        #53
        Originally posted by cojak View Post
        Charolais cattle are well known for being nasty bast ards..

        Never give them an inch unless you know you can get there first...
        Aren't they big obnoxious bastards?
        (Hmmm, )

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          #54
          "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
          - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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            #55
            Originally posted by Churchill View Post
            Aren't they big obnoxious bastards?
            (Hmmm, )
            They taste good.
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #56
              Bullocks are like teenage boys hanging round a street corner: bored, curious, and liable to be obstreperous. They can easily cause you harm, even accidentally out of high spirits, and as with the lads, high spirits can easily tip over into group aggression.

              And a cow will definitely charge to protect her calf. You get out of the way fast in that case. The only time I've seen a farmer leap a fence to get out of the way was for a cow: he would stand in front of a bull to steer (sorry!) him into a field, but not in from of a mummy cow.

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                #57
                http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/n...re/8112048.stm

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                  #58
                  Yikes!!
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    but I can't help it... seriously, I spent a lot of my time in the country... cows don't charge!

                    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8089498.stm
                    I noticed that the article suggested that he had been offered advice by
                    A. Pratt. No change there then!!
                    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                      #60
                      Cows do charge and I experienced about 200 charging str8 at me once. Led by a huge cow with massive horns

                      I just managed to run about 200 yards and dived str8 over a fence to avoid them. I think the Jack Russel dog may have spooked them even though he was on a lead.

                      It was a pretty scarey experience!

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