I'm trying really hard not to laugh....

[cailin maith]

It's a dangerous breed mate, it's a dangerous breed. Tie me kangaroo down sport...

Ah - you've lost me now

[Mich the Tester]

The kind that allowed himself to approve a war in Iraq on the basis of wholly fictitious evidence.

That gives reason for hope; maybe Tony Blair will do the same thing before long.

[bogeyman]

The kind that allowed himself to approve a war in Iraq on the basis of wholly fictitious evidence.

That, and the firm grip of the Gibbon in Chief of the USA around his testicles.

Astonishes me that so many people think this was a decision that could be even be made in the UK parliament. We are the USA's bitch.

Obligations dear boy, obligations.

[Menelaus]

I'm afraid that we have been the USAs bitch since long before even I dressed in green for a living.

[bogeyman]

I'm afraid that we have been the USAs bitch since long before even I dressed in green for a living.

Since the US came into WWII to be exact.

[Sysman]

Bulls maybe but I've honestly never seen a cow charging. My best friend grew up on a dairy farm and I spent weekends, summers after school etc on the farm with her and never had a problem.... maybe they were just particularly docile cows

I've seen them ganging up on a dog, which is more or less what happened here.

[threaded]

I've seen them ganging up on a dog, which is more or less what happened here.

Especially dangerous if they're milking.

You hear of people getting killed every year this way.

The farmers can't put up warning notices, because if they did, then they're liable.

Daft innit.

[Sysman]

Since the US came into WWII to be exact.

And not only did they turn up to two World Wars late, they brought chewing gum and ladies stockings.

[SillyMilly]

There are Dexters (short-legged, small cattle) on our Common. They're pretty placid but there are a couple who like to charge dogs.

Well, it's a sort of slow trot really, funny to watch, the dogs shift out of the way pretty quickly but it's quite amusing to watch.

[BoredBloke]

Speaking of your son Tony, did you ever sort out the bullies? Is he ok now?

Yes - things seemed to calm down and his nasty b1tch of a TA saw somebody picking on him. He was diagnosed with Aspergers also a short while ago which explains a lot of his behaviour and traits. All good fun being a parent isn't it!

Jeez what is it with English cows? Super agressive!!

Mad ones!