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    #11
    Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
    Good question!

    It could have been Ann Widdicombe, on heat.
    Bazza gets caught
    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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      #12
      It cud indeed.

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        #13
        Cows are like contractors they charge for effing everything. Even a full days work (b'stards)
        Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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          #14
          What was he doing to the cows?
          The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

          But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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            #15
            I'm not trying not to laugh. I had a jolly good chuckle about this with so sense of shame whatsoever. Thanks CM, I was having a tulip day up 'till now.
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #16
              Was it Kimberley Quinn?

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                #17
                Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                I'm not trying not to laugh. I had a jolly good chuckle about this with so sense of shame whatsoever. Thanks CM, I was having a tulip day up 'till now.
                Glad to help!
                Bazza gets caught
                Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                  #18
                  <Alan Partridge>

                  "I'm trapped under a cow....I'm not OK"

                  </Alan Partridge>

                  "Keep them at 24,000"
                  "No, feet"

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by TCL View Post
                    <Alan Partridge>

                    "I'm trapped under a cow....I'm not OK"

                    </Alan Partridge>
                    oohh weird link here - my son is blind and his deputy head is Steve Coogans brother.
                    Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                    I preferred version 1!

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
                      oohh weird link here - my son is blind and his deputy head is Steve Coogans brother.
                      Speaking of your son Tony, did you ever sort out the bullies? Is he ok now?
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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