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I'm trying really hard not to laugh....
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Cows are like contractors they charge for effing everything. Even a full days work (b'stards)Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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What was he doing to the cows?The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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I'm not trying not to laugh. I had a jolly good chuckle about this with so sense of shame whatsoever. Thanks CM, I was having a tulip day up 'till now.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI'm not trying not to laugh. I had a jolly good chuckle about this with so sense of shame whatsoever. Thanks CM, I was having a tulip day up 'till now.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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<Alan Partridge>
"I'm trapped under a cow....I'm not OK"
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"Keep them at 24,000"
"No, feet"
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Originally posted by TCL View Post<Alan Partridge>
"I'm trapped under a cow....I'm not OK"
</Alan Partridge>Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Postoohh weird link here - my son is blind and his deputy head is Steve Coogans brother.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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