The Apprentice Winner!

[BrilloPad]

WGAF. These people remind me of the very worst kind of permy fast track grad management types. Christ knows how Sugar has ever made any money as he just seems to try and shift tatty crap.

Will any of them be getting their kit off in Nuts soon?

I hope James doesn't.

[Fred Bloggs]

I told you, Yasmina had her secret weapons. They only became apparent three weeks before the end once self preservation mode kicked in. Sir Alan couldn't take his eyes off them.

[Menelaus]

Just watched You're hired, according to Alan as long as you get the branding and price right the product can come later.

That sums up everything I despise about marketing people.

WHS+1.

Branding and price should be far lesser considerations than building something that the customer actually wants. The Amstrad email phone being a prime example of such.

As to the other question of how he's managed to get such a fair amount of cash? Government contracts (Viglen have recently got a big contract to supply to the Government (which will hopefully be rescinded under the Tories)).

[Platypus]

I told you, Yasmina had her secret weapons. They only became apparent three weeks before the end once self preservation mode kicked in. Sir Alan couldn't take his eyes off them.

Yes they were impressive

[Drewster]

Yes they were impressive

Are you seriously suggesting that Sir Alan Sugar was influenced by a nice pair of puppies....

Do you really think that he employed a young lady who doesn't know what "turnover" is, doesn't know what her "profit" was - although claiming to be the Finance Director of her Restaurant/Company because she has nice baps??

Well it could be worse - he could have Hired Kate....... although she might also have a couple of good points her other skills seemed to stop at "Looking Good"........

[Menelaus]

This may have been considered here before and if it has, I apologise, but - does anyone think that Kate (of the dentistry) looked a lot like Heather Mills, or am I crazy?

As for Yazmina; perhaps this is suralan schlepping, Lord Levy style, into middle eastern peace. Isn't she Iranian?

[Drewster]

This may have been considered here before and if it has, I apologise, but - does anyone think that Kate (of the dentistry) looked a lot like Heather Mills, or am I crazy?

You are crazy........... although now you mention it.... in dim light... mmmm possibly see where you are coming from.....

[Churchill]

This may have been considered here before and if it has, I apologise, but - does anyone think that Kate (of the dentistry) looked a lot like Heather Mills, or am I crazy?

As for Yazmina; perhaps this is suralan schlepping, Lord Levy style, into middle eastern peace. Isn't she Iranian?

The dress she wore was horrible!

CM was none too impressed either.

Btw, I wouldn't be too surprised if Suralan was dipping his wick!

Also, the program turned into a bloody party political broadcast for the Labour Party!

[Platypus]

Will any of them be getting their kit off in Nuts soon?

Debra Barr modelling lingerie

And another

Not at all bad!

Prob not SFW

[Drewster]

Btw, I wouldn't be too surprised if Suralan was dipping his wick!

Which one..... or both?