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    Job mail shot - is this a joke?

    From a very reputable agency:

    Dear xxx

    Please excuse this intrusion.

    A client of ours are looking for a Sharepoint Aplication Administrator to be based in Yorkshire. your CV has been flagged up as possible being intereted in hearing about this vacancy, so i thought that i would run it by you to see your thoughts.

    we are looking for an engineer with 2/3 years + experience of sharepoint to work in a public sector organisation. you must have good server / infrastructure knowledge and know configuration and security behing sharepoint. Any Virtualisation knowledge is hiighly desireable however not necessary.

    the role will envolve you sitting close to the solutions architect and also doingg some adhoc 3rd line BAU support on a day to day basis.

    it is for an initial 6 months with scope to extend, based in Yorkshire.

    If interested please send an up to date CV to xxxx along with your rate and availability.

    many thanks

    xxxxxxx
    xxxxxxx
    xxxxxxx

    Last edited by NadJ; 2 June 2009, 20:46.

    #2
    Originally posted by NadJ View Post
    From a very reputable agency:

    Dear xxx

    Please excuse this intrusion.

    A client of ours are looking for a Sharepoint Aplication Administrator to be based in Yorkshire. your CV has been flagged up as possible being intereted in hearing about this vacancy, so i thought that i would run it by you to see your thoughts.

    we are looking for an engineer with 2/3 years + experience of sharepoint to work in a public sector organisation. you must have good server / infrastructure knowledge and know configuration and security behing sharepoint. Any Virtualisation knowledge is hiighly desireable however not necessary.

    the role will envolve you sitting close to the solutions architect and also doingg some adhoc 3rd line BAU support on a day to day basis.

    it is for an initial 6 months with scope to extend, based in Yorkshire.

    If interested please send an up to date CV to cvreaddmay@technet-it.co.uk along with your rate and availability.

    many thanks

    xxxxxxx
    xxxxxxx
    xxxxxxxx

    I think my reply back would start Dear Retard...
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      #3
      Originally posted by NadJ View Post
      From a very reputable agency:
      With staff that have been on the juice all afternoon.
      How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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        #4
        High,

        Eye wood lyke too now wot raite the clint is loking topay 4 the job of sharepiont evolver. Pleeze finde a copie of me Cee Vee

        beast regads Toni Inglish
        Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

        I preferred version 1!

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          #5
          I keep getting these bloody mailshots too - even from an agency that I tore a new one from last year.

          Have these pimping ****ers never heard of spell-check?

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            #6
            Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
            I keep getting these bloody mailshots too - even from an agency that I tore a new one from last year.

            Have these pimping ****ers never heard of spell-check?
            Would that constitute the most basic of basic IT knowledge?

            So could I just confirm - You are expecting a "Specialist in IT Resourcing" to posses the vaguest hint of IT knowledge................

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              #7
              Originally posted by Drewster View Post
              Would that constitute the most basic of basic IT knowledge?

              So could I just confirm - You are expecting a "Specialist in IT Resourcing" to posses the vaguest hint of IT knowledge................
              Sat here laughing my bollocks off!

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                #8
                Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                Sat here laughing my bollocks off!
                Damn you Freud! Damn you!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                  Sat here laughing my bollocks off!
                  Sat here talking mine off.

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                    #10
                    It's the spelling mistakes that make you know it's genuine and hasn't been widely advertised, actually.

                    It is however, the first job I've seen whose duties are defined primarily in terms of who you'll be sitting near.

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