Job mail shot - is this a joke?

[thunderlizard]

It's the spelling mistakes that make you know it's genuine and hasn't been widely advertised, actually.

It is however, the first job I've seen whose duties are defined primarily in terms of who you'll be sitting near.

[Doggy Styles]

Sat here laughing my bollocks off!

Sat here talking mine off.

[Drewster]

Sat here laughing my bollocks off!

Damn you Freud! Damn you!

[Churchill]

Would that constitute the most basic of basic IT knowledge?

So could I just confirm - You are expecting a "Specialist in IT Resourcing" to posses the vaguest hint of IT knowledge................

Sat here laughing my bollocks off!

[Drewster]

I keep getting these bloody mailshots too - even from an agency that I tore a new one from last year.

Have these pimping ****ers never heard of spell-check?

Would that constitute the most basic of basic IT knowledge?

So could I just confirm - You are expecting a "Specialist in IT Resourcing" to posses the vaguest hint of IT knowledge................

[Menelaus]

I keep getting these bloody mailshots too - even from an agency that I tore a new one from last year.

Have these pimping ****ers never heard of spell-check?

[BoredBloke]

High,

Eye wood lyke too now wot raite the clint is loking topay 4 the job of sharepiont evolver. Pleeze finde a copie of me Cee Vee

beast regads Toni Inglish

[HairyArsedBloke]

From a very reputable agency:

With staff that have been on the juice all afternoon.

[DiscoStu]

From a very reputable agency:

Dear xxx

Please excuse this intrusion.

A client of ours are looking for a Sharepoint Aplication Administrator to be based in Yorkshire. your CV has been flagged up as possible being intereted in hearing about this vacancy, so i thought that i would run it by you to see your thoughts.

we are looking for an engineer with 2/3 years + experience of sharepoint to work in a public sector organisation. you must have good server / infrastructure knowledge and know configuration and security behing sharepoint. Any Virtualisation knowledge is hiighly desireable however not necessary.

the role will envolve you sitting close to the solutions architect and also doingg some adhoc 3rd line BAU support on a day to day basis.

it is for an initial 6 months with scope to extend, based in Yorkshire.

If interested please send an up to date CV to [email protected] along with your rate and availability.

many thanks

xxxxxxx
xxxxxxx
xxxxxxxx

I think my reply back would start Dear Retard...

[NadJ]

From a very reputable agency:

Dear xxx

Please excuse this intrusion.

A client of ours are looking for a Sharepoint Aplication Administrator to be based in Yorkshire. your CV has been flagged up as possible being intereted in hearing about this vacancy, so i thought that i would run it by you to see your thoughts.

we are looking for an engineer with 2/3 years + experience of sharepoint to work in a public sector organisation. you must have good server / infrastructure knowledge and know configuration and security behing sharepoint. Any Virtualisation knowledge is hiighly desireable however not necessary.

the role will envolve you sitting close to the solutions architect and also doingg some adhoc 3rd line BAU support on a day to day basis.

it is for an initial 6 months with scope to extend, based in Yorkshire.

If interested please send an up to date CV to xxxx along with your rate and availability.

many thanks

xxxxxxx
xxxxxxx
xxxxxxx