In another Wilsmslowesque post :
I woke up this morning to see my neighbour's fishpond overflowing. The hosepipe still running, and his fish trying to make a break for it over the inch of water covering his flagstones.
Typically I would think that he decided late last night to top up his pond, and then promptly fell asleep in a drunken stupor (he's good at doing that, usually involved him setting off the burglar alarm and then passing out when he returns from a night out)
Then I started to think that maybe he started topping his pond, and then had a heart attack, or fell and hit his head or something.
I'll prolly pop round there in a bit, after I've had a shower and another coffee.
And for the flaming I'm about to get for posting something so dull, ha, I do not care. Take a peek in the currently drinking/eating/listening to threads. Now that's dull.
I woke up this morning to see my neighbour's fishpond overflowing. The hosepipe still running, and his fish trying to make a break for it over the inch of water covering his flagstones.
Typically I would think that he decided late last night to top up his pond, and then promptly fell asleep in a drunken stupor (he's good at doing that, usually involved him setting off the burglar alarm and then passing out when he returns from a night out)
Then I started to think that maybe he started topping his pond, and then had a heart attack, or fell and hit his head or something.
I'll prolly pop round there in a bit, after I've had a shower and another coffee.
And for the flaming I'm about to get for posting something so dull, ha, I do not care. Take a peek in the currently drinking/eating/listening to threads. Now that's dull.
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