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Previously on "Neighbour's fishpond"

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    And?

    Been round there yet?

    The suspense is killing me.
    Sadly just a drunken stupor. Left the hose running all night. Thanks for interest.

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  • BrilloPad
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    <canned laughter>

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  • BrowneIssue
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    And?

    Been round there yet?

    The suspense is killing me.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by sweetandsour View Post
    Will you be using this thread as your alibi?

    Nah, just bung a benched contractor a few quid. Keep them in pot noodles for a while.

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  • sweetandsour
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    In another Wilsmslowesque post :

    I woke up this morning to see my neighbour's fishpond overflowing. The hosepipe still running, and his fish trying to make a break for it over the inch of water covering his flagstones.

    Typically I would think that he decided late last night to top up his pond, and then promptly fell asleep in a drunken stupor (he's good at doing that, usually involved him setting off the burglar alarm and then passing out when he returns from a night out)

    Then I started to think that maybe he started topping his pond, and then had a heart attack, or fell and hit his head or something.

    I'll prolly pop round there in a bit, after I've had a shower and another coffee.

    And for the flaming I'm about to get for posting something so dull, ha, I do not care. Take a peek in the currently drinking/eating/listening to threads. Now that's dull.
    Will you be using this thread as your alibi?

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  • suityou01
    started a topic Neighbour's fishpond

    Neighbour's fishpond

    In another Wilsmslowesque post :

    I woke up this morning to see my neighbour's fishpond overflowing. The hosepipe still running, and his fish trying to make a break for it over the inch of water covering his flagstones.

    Typically I would think that he decided late last night to top up his pond, and then promptly fell asleep in a drunken stupor (he's good at doing that, usually involved him setting off the burglar alarm and then passing out when he returns from a night out)

    Then I started to think that maybe he started topping his pond, and then had a heart attack, or fell and hit his head or something.

    I'll prolly pop round there in a bit, after I've had a shower and another coffee.

    And for the flaming I'm about to get for posting something so dull, ha, I do not care. Take a peek in the currently drinking/eating/listening to threads. Now that's dull.

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