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I don't really walk into lamposts it was said to be funny, women like humour you should try it.You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think. -
Oh dear.Originally posted by Amiga500 View PostI don't really walk into lamposts it was said to be funny, women like humour you should try it.Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
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Originally posted by snaw View PostWell,
some men spot a hot chick, and play if cool and calm. Some other men (The IT variety, usually) spot a hot chick and proceed to walk straight into a lamp post ... you with me?
Well GingerJedi is the guy who thinks that if he drives an Alfa estate he'll have women swooning all over him. Sounds like an IT geek to me.


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Yes. What women really want is a tightarsed aygo driver that is into maths.Originally posted by sasguru View PostWell GingerJedi is the guy who thinks that if he drives an Alfa estate he'll have women swooning all over him. Sounds like an IT geek to me.



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Perv = binoculars and a little peep hole in ladies changing rooms (a la lsl6)
Looking at a fine pair of legs is your duty, and you know they check their reflection to make sure you are having a butchers. Not to do so would be a breach of protocol and mightily unfair on the time and effort that goes into shaving/waxing/etc and moisturising that the good ladies do.
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Are you the Fonz? Ehhhhhhh, Mrs P!Originally posted by snaw View PostWell,
some men spot a hot chick, and play if cool and calm. Some other men (The IT variety, usually) spot a hot chick and proceed to walk straight into a lamp post ... you with me?You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think.Comment
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I don't... I think it's sexy for practical family car, I don't care what other people think.Originally posted by sasguru View PostWell GingerJedi is the guy who thinks that if he drives an Alfa estate he'll have women swooning all over him. Sounds like an IT geek to me.



Anyway an estate means you probably have kids so you must be virile... or you have a dog.
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You musn't touch unless invited to do so. No no no no no. Apparently.Originally posted by Swiss Tony View PostPerv = binoculars and a little peep hole in ladies changing rooms (a la lsl6)
Looking at a fine pair of legs is your duty, and you know they check their reflection to make sure you are having a butchers. Not to do so would be a breach of protocol and mightily unfair on the time and effort that goes into shaving/waxing/etc and moisturising that the good ladies do.
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do they really appreciate the attention ? I suppose thats why they wear bingo* tops.Originally posted by Swiss Tony View PostPerv = binoculars and a little peep hole in ladies changing rooms (a la lsl6)
Looking at a fine pair of legs is your duty, and you know they check their reflection to make sure you are having a butchers. Not to do so would be a breach of protocol and mightily unfair on the time and effort that goes into shaving/waxing/etc and moisturising that the good ladies do.
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Actually women don't really care what you drive and what you do in your spare time as long as you're a good looking hunk.Originally posted by oracleslave View PostYes. What women really want is a tightarsed aygo driver that is into maths.
I think that's where most of you fall down.
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