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    #31
    Did you see a couple of nice Bristolians?

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      #32
      Originally posted by expat View Post
      ISTM that men tend to be happy following good-looking women, and having a quick ogle. Women OTOH tend to favour walking in front and being the subject of attention. So the men go for instant gratification, and the women go for taking control of the situation. I leave you to decide which is smarter.
      True, true.
      However I always out-fox them by playing them at their own game. I follow behind them, but force myself to think about quadratic equations and the implications on super-string theory of the discovery of the Higgs bozon



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        #33
        Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
        Did you see a couple of nice Bristolians?
        Wrong side, 'Bristols' are on the front.
        Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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          #34
          Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
          …Or do all blokes do this?

          When leaving the clients site there’s a good 5 minute walk to the car park, often there will be one or two rather attractive young ladies leaving at the same time.

          Is it wrong to slow down a little to let them go in front so I have something nice to look at whilst walking?
          I was about to say somthing about not doing that sort of thing in public, then realised you said WALKING!
          If at first you don't succeed... skydiving is not for you!

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            #35
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            do they really appreciate the attention ? I suppose thats why they wear bingo* tops.


            *eyes down, and look in




            Mainly, yep. I have mates who moan about men having a glance when they're wearing a low cut top, bit unfair I think. Wear a polo neck if you don't like it I say. Although there is a fine line between an appreciative glance and a full on space invader stare.
            Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
            +5 Xeno Cool Points

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              #36
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              Mainly, yep. I have mates who moan about men having a glance when they're wearing a low cut top, bit unfair I think. Wear a polo neck if you don't like it I say. Although there is a fine line between an appreciative glance and a full on space invader stare.
              My avatar is actually a photo of me meeting the girl in accounts. Perfectly acceptable I'd have thought?

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                #37
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                Mainly, yep. I have mates who moan about men having a glance when they're wearing a low cut top, bit unfair I think. Wear a polo neck if you don't like it I say. Although there is a fine line between an appreciative glance and a full on space invader stare.
                and that insy winsy tiny bit too far when you start to dribble and move your head slowly from side to side mumbling Wibberly... Wobberly... Wibberly... Wobberly... Woooooooo!

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
                  My avatar is actually a photo of me meeting the girl in accounts. Perfectly acceptable I'd have thought?
                  Absolutely!
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                    and that insy winsy tiny bit too far when you start to dribble and move your head slowly from side to side mumbling Wibberly... Wobberly... Wibberly... Wobberly... Woooooooo!
                    Yep, that'd get a sarky comment, at the very least...
                    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                      Yep, that'd get a sarky comment, at the very least...
                      sarky comment...... is that a euphamism for kick in the gonads?

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