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    #11
    Originally posted by snaw View Post
    Well,

    some men spot a hot chick, and play if cool and calm. Some other men (The IT variety, usually) spot a hot chick and proceed to walk straight into a lamp post ... you with me?
    I don't really walk into lamposts it was said to be funny, women like humour you should try it.
    You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think.

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      #12
      Originally posted by Amiga500 View Post
      I don't really walk into lamposts it was said to be funny, women like humour you should try it.
      Oh dear.
      Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

      Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

      That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

      Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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        #13
        Originally posted by snaw View Post
        Well,

        some men spot a hot chick, and play if cool and calm. Some other men (The IT variety, usually) spot a hot chick and proceed to walk straight into a lamp post ... you with me?

        Well GingerJedi is the guy who thinks that if he drives an Alfa estate he'll have women swooning all over him. Sounds like an IT geek to me.

        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #14
          Originally posted by sasguru View Post
          Well GingerJedi is the guy who thinks that if he drives an Alfa estate he'll have women swooning all over him. Sounds like an IT geek to me.

          Yes. What women really want is a tightarsed aygo driver that is into maths.

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            #15
            Perv = binoculars and a little peep hole in ladies changing rooms (a la lsl6)

            Looking at a fine pair of legs is your duty, and you know they check their reflection to make sure you are having a butchers. Not to do so would be a breach of protocol and mightily unfair on the time and effort that goes into shaving/waxing/etc and moisturising that the good ladies do.

            HTH
            "Wait, I still function!"

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              #16
              Originally posted by snaw View Post
              Well,

              some men spot a hot chick, and play if cool and calm. Some other men (The IT variety, usually) spot a hot chick and proceed to walk straight into a lamp post ... you with me?
              Are you the Fonz? Ehhhhhhh, Mrs P!
              You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think.

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                #17
                Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                Well GingerJedi is the guy who thinks that if he drives an Alfa estate he'll have women swooning all over him. Sounds like an IT geek to me.

                I don't... I think it's sexy for practical family car, I don't care what other people think.

                Anyway an estate means you probably have kids so you must be virile... or you have a dog.
                Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Swiss Tony View Post
                  Perv = binoculars and a little peep hole in ladies changing rooms (a la lsl6)

                  Looking at a fine pair of legs is your duty, and you know they check their reflection to make sure you are having a butchers. Not to do so would be a breach of protocol and mightily unfair on the time and effort that goes into shaving/waxing/etc and moisturising that the good ladies do.

                  HTH
                  You musn't touch unless invited to do so. No no no no no. Apparently.
                  I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                  The original point and click interface by
                  Smith and Wesson.

                  Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Swiss Tony View Post
                    Perv = binoculars and a little peep hole in ladies changing rooms (a la lsl6)

                    Looking at a fine pair of legs is your duty, and you know they check their reflection to make sure you are having a butchers. Not to do so would be a breach of protocol and mightily unfair on the time and effort that goes into shaving/waxing/etc and moisturising that the good ladies do.

                    HTH
                    do they really appreciate the attention ? I suppose thats why they wear bingo* tops.


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                      #20
                      Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
                      Yes. What women really want is a tightarsed aygo driver that is into maths.
                      Actually women don't really care what you drive and what you do in your spare time as long as you're a good looking hunk.

                      I think that's where most of you fall down.


                      HTH
                      Hard Brexit now!
                      #prayfornodeal

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