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    #21
    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    .

    Anyway an estate means you probably have kids so you must be virile... or you have a dog.

    Why do I get the feeling that you're childless
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #22
      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
      Why do I get the feeling that you're childless
      I have an 18 month old daughter... you?
      Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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        #23
        Originally posted by sasguru View Post
        Actually women don't really care what you drive and what you do in your spare time as long as you're a good looking hunk.

        I think that's where most of you fall down.


        HTH

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          #24
          Originally posted by Clippy View Post
          WHS

          + Loads

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            #25
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            Actually women don't really care what you drive and what you do in your spare time as long as you're a good looking hunk.

            I think that's where most of you fall down.


            HTH
            loaded
            ǝןqqıʍ

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              #26
              Originally posted by Amiga500 View Post
              Are you the Fonz? Ehhhhhhh, Mrs P!
              Why, are you Richie Cunningham?
              Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

              Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

              That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

              Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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                #27
                Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                …Or do all blokes do this?

                When leaving the clients site there’s a good 5 minute walk to the car park, often there will be one or two rather attractive young ladies leaving at the same time.

                Is it wrong to slow down a little to let them go in front so I have something nice to look at whilst walking?
                Do you mean leaving the local primary school? You will serve 30 years sharing a cell with Mr Big......

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  Do you mean leaving the local primary school? You will serve 30 years sharing a cell with Mr Big......
                  uncalled for
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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                    #29
                    ISTM that men tend to be happy following good-looking women, and having a quick ogle. Women OTOH tend to favour walking in front and being the subject of attention. So the men go for instant gratification, and the women go for taking control of the situation. I leave you to decide which is smarter.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                      Am I a perve?
                      I am

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