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I have an 18 month old daughter... you?Originally posted by sasguru View PostWhy do I get the feeling that you're childless

Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostActually women don't really care what you drive and what you do in your spare time as long as you're a good looking hunk.
I think that's where most of you fall down.
HTH
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostActually women don't really care what you drive and what you do in your spare time as long as you're a good looking hunk.
I think that's where most of you fall down.
HTH
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Why, are you Richie Cunningham?Originally posted by Amiga500 View PostAre you the Fonz? Ehhhhhhh, Mrs P!Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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Do you mean leaving the local primary school? You will serve 30 years sharing a cell with Mr Big......Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post…Or do all blokes do this?
When leaving the clients site there’s a good 5 minute walk to the car park, often there will be one or two rather attractive young ladies leaving at the same time.
Is it wrong to slow down a little to let them go in front so I have something nice to look at whilst walking?
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostDo you mean leaving the local primary school? You will serve 30 years sharing a cell with Mr Big......
uncalled for
Hard Brexit now!
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ISTM that men tend to be happy following good-looking women, and having a quick ogle. Women OTOH tend to favour walking in front and being the subject of attention. So the men go for instant gratification, and the women go for taking control of the situation. I leave you to decide which is smarter.Comment
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