Response to rejection letters

[SlimRick]

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Dear Sirs:

Thank you for your letter of May 29th. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your firm. This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite your firm's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will initiate employment with your firm immediately.

I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.

Sincerely,

[DimPrawn]

No. Next.

[Amiga500]

Do you think it'll work?

LOL

[ChimpMaster]

LOL

Loving Old Ladies?

[Amiga500]

Loving Old Ladies?

Only on the weekends.

[Zippy]

They won't forget you in a hurry

[lilelvis2000]

Any particular grievance? Say, why not reply with a Muslim name -they'll then be hunting through their applications to find you...and won't ha ha
It'll be hilarious!

Then again..they could just bin it after reading the first sentance.

[BrilloPad]

Do you think it'll work?

DEfinetly.

[pzz76077]

Do you think it'll work?

Not much on at the moment??

PZZ

[MrMark]

Rejection letters? What are they then? I think I saw one back in the 80s...