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Sometimes you have to poke away at the undergrowth to wake them up.Originally posted by oracleslave View PostEspecially when hidden behind a thick bushWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Yes, they take very kindly to being mistaken for yanks, especially by actual yanks.Originally posted by Menelaus View PostLeslie Nielsen (famous Canadians mistaken for Yanks)
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Even worse though, are the pensioner yanks that manage to wander over their Northern border but somehow assume they are still in God's Own Country.
Either that, or they think they are intrepid explorers in the Shackleton mould because they have never been out of New Hampshire before and they think Winnipeg is as exotic as Timbuktu.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Best have a quick explore first, see if you can somehow subdue them. I've heard stroking can help.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostYou probably wouldn't want to get bitten by one. There are big teeth behind those hairy lips.Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
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Oh Pogle!
I'm sure you knew exactly how this thread would develop, didn't you?
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Are you suggesting that our Pogle deliberately started a thread with a title that could be taken as a double entendre with the spcific intention of seeing who could come up with the muckiest innuendo?Originally posted by bogeyman View PostOh Pogle!
I'm sure you knew exactly how this thread would develop, didn't you?
Shurley not!
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No No - Tell me it ain't so!Originally posted by DaveB View PostAre you suggesting that our Pogle deliberately started a thread with a title that could be taken as a double entendre with the spcific intention of seeing who could come up with the muckiest innuendo?Comment
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I knew it was a long shot, but I really hoped that someone would be interested and not make smutty comments.Originally posted by DaveB View PostAre you suggesting that our Pogle deliberately started a thread with a title that could be taken as a double entendre with the spcific intention of seeing who could come up with the muckiest innuendo?
Shurley not!

In hindsight I am a fool
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