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Drewster replied

29 May 2009, 11:55
Originally posted by voodooflux View Post

Do you have that effect on all the ladies?

Well actually yes now you mention it.........
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voodooflux replied

29 May 2009, 11:52
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

Originally posted by Drewster View Post

Do you have that effect on all the ladies?
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Drewster replied

29 May 2009, 11:51
Originally posted by Pogle View Post
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Pogle replied

29 May 2009, 11:51
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Clippy replied

29 May 2009, 11:47
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

You probably wouldn't want to get bitten by one. There are big teeth behind those hairy lips.

Ahem!

Synopsis
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Pogle replied

29 May 2009, 11:46
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Drewster replied

29 May 2009, 11:43
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

I knew it was a long shot, but I really hoped that someone would be interested and not make smutty comments.
In hindsight I am a fool

<poddles back to kitchen to make coffee>

Pogle - Don't despair I am really interested in your beaver!!
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DiscoStu replied

29 May 2009, 11:42
This thread title promised so much and delivered so little
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Pogle replied

29 May 2009, 11:41
Originally posted by DaveB View Post

Are you suggesting that our Pogle deliberately started a thread with a title that could be taken as a double entendre with the spcific intention of seeing who could come up with the muckiest innuendo?

Shurley not!

I knew it was a long shot, but I really hoped that someone would be interested and not make smutty comments.
In hindsight I am a fool

<poddles back to kitchen to make coffee>
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Drewster replied

29 May 2009, 11:40
Originally posted by DaveB View Post

Are you suggesting that our Pogle deliberately started a thread with a title that could be taken as a double entendre with the spcific intention of seeing who could come up with the muckiest innuendo?

No No - Tell me it ain't so!
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DaveB replied

29 May 2009, 11:36
Originally posted by bogeyman View Post

Oh Pogle!

I'm sure you knew exactly how this thread would develop, didn't you?

Are you suggesting that our Pogle deliberately started a thread with a title that could be taken as a double entendre with the spcific intention of seeing who could come up with the muckiest innuendo?

Shurley not!
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bogeyman replied

29 May 2009, 10:49
Oh Pogle!

I'm sure you knew exactly how this thread would develop, didn't you?
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snaw replied

29 May 2009, 10:25
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

You probably wouldn't want to get bitten by one. There are big teeth behind those hairy lips.

Best have a quick explore first, see if you can somehow subdue them. I've heard stroking can help.
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TimberWolf replied

29 May 2009, 10:23
You probably wouldn't want to get bitten by one. There are big teeth behind those hairy lips.
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bogeyman replied

29 May 2009, 10:21
Originally posted by Menelaus View Post

Leslie Nielsen (famous Canadians mistaken for Yanks)

- Mmm, nice beaver.
- Thanks, I've just had it stuffed.

Yes, they take very kindly to being mistaken for yanks, especially by actual yanks.

Even worse though, are the pensioner yanks that manage to wander over their Northern border but somehow assume they are still in God's Own Country.

Either that, or they think they are intrepid explorers in the Shackleton mould because they have never been out of New Hampshire before and they think Winnipeg is as exotic as Timbuktu.
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