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44Singing from the summit of the highest mountain, life is great!2.27%1Clicking my heels together and doffing my cap, life is good!25.00%11Wha'ever, life is ok I guess, ups and downs.36.36%16Having a holiday, life isn't all that at the mo.11.36%5Killing someone, I'm a bit edgy.15.91%7Stuffing AndyW face first up the @rse of the nearest b'stard permie. That'll make me feel better.9.09%4 -
*poised*Every Saint has a past, Every Sinner a future"

Originally Posted by Pogle
I wasnt really into men at the time - IYKWIM
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Please feel free to vent in this thread.
I would like to defenestrate the person sitting opposite me. Fracking 'little p' politics, this place has gone down the pan.
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If you want any help I have just had several hours of CITV, Fighting Children and barking dogs.......I am just in the mood toOriginally posted by realityhack View PostPlease feel free to vent in this thread.
I would like to defenestrate the person sitting opposite me. Fracking 'little p' politics, this place has gone down the pan.
( not the children or dogs I may add)
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I bumped into an ex (the ex in my mind) and failed to either deliver a scathing attack or tell her how much she wrecked my life and how I desperately yearned for her to come back for years.
Instead, had some silly chit chat about work and the weather.

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The only thing keeping me sane is knowing I have a holiday coming up soon.
I have a "121" with clientco manager in half an hour and I'm so demotivated and fed up it's going to take a Herculean effort to treat the meeting seriously, and not tell him and his entire organisation to go to hell in a handbasket.Comment
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That's very continental of you RH. Shame it's fallen out of favour in the last few centuries - it's a cheap and cheerful method of punishment.Originally posted by realityhack View PostI would like to defenestrate the person sitting opposite me. Fracking 'little p' politics, this place has gone down the pan.
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Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
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I'm feeling stabby and hungover
Every Saint has a past, Every Sinner a future"

Originally Posted by Pogle
I wasnt really into men at the time - IYKWIM
HTH
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Oh my god!!!!Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI bumped into an ex (the ex in my mind) and failed to either deliver a scathing attack or tell her how much she wrecked my life and how I desperately yearned for her to come back for years.
Instead, had some silly chit chat about work and the weather.
Are you a real person under there?!
Do you want to talk about it?
The pope is a tard.Comment
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