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Previously on "Will-to-live-o-meter II"

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by Shimano105 View Post
    So how is Lucy then Dim?


    She hasn't PM'd me since she was banned.

    Silly girl.

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  • Shimano105
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    So how is Lucy then Dim?

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  • Pondlife
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    Current mood is set on if looks could kill

    Just because the project agrees to make one change in a 20 year old held together with string soon to be decomissioned system, it doesn't mean carte blanche to do whatever the feck you like in it

    This mood setting is soon to be downgraded to looking forward to a cheeky G+T at the airport in about half an hour.

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  • BrowneIssue
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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    Please feel free to vent in this thread.
    A day late.

    Yesterday, I was ready to kill.

    Today I have achieved some stuff and feel much better.

    So, we've booked a few days away at the seaside for next week.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Why is every single reply to this thread like this?

    http://www.brandflakesforbreakfast.c...aph-723965.png

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  • DimPrawn
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    Why is every CUK thread like this?

    http://plooptionary.com/wp-content/u.../graphs001.jpg

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  • DimPrawn
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    Why is every friggin project like this?

    http://brian.shaler.name/crappygraph...997be595c4.png

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  • TheRefactornator
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    The poll shows us for what we are - apathetic..or maybe just pathetic.

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  • tino
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    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    Do you mean it's really Chavvy to shag your best mates wife?
    forbidden fruit innit

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    So what happened then? Did she cheat? Not with your best mate?! (That's sooooooooo common!)
    Do you mean it's really Chavvy to shag your best mates wife?

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  • tino
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    Ahhh - ok.

    You are Les Dennis, and I claim £5's worth of pity!
    Les Dennis must be kicking himself for letting that shameless sexy harlot Amanda Holden go

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  • Clippy
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    You can read it in my memoirs.
    Hmm, I don't remember this chapter in Stig of the Dump.

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    You can read it in my memoirs.
    Ahhh - ok.

    You are Les Dennis, and I claim £5's worth of pity!

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    So what happened then? Did she cheat? Not with your best mate?! (That's sooooooooo common!)

    Were you married? Together long? Were you young?

    Some on, spill!!!
    You can read it in my memoirs.

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    How do you think I became an evil bastard?
    So what happened then? Did she cheat? Not with your best mate?! (That's sooooooooo common!)

    Were you married? Together long? Were you young?

    Some on, spill!!!

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