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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI bumped into an ex (the ex in my mind) and failed to either deliver a scathing attack or tell her how much she wrecked my life and how I desperately yearned for her to come back for years.
Instead, had some silly chit chat about work and the weather.
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostHow do you think I became an evil bastard?
"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI bumped into an ex (the ex in my mind) and failed to either deliver a scathing attack or tell her how much she wrecked my life and how I desperately yearned for her to come back for years.
Instead, had some silly chit chat about work and the weather.
You should have taken her out, then home, then up the Oxo tower.
Certainly helped me gain a bit of closure in a similar situation."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostYou should have taken her out, then home, then up the Oxo tower.Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostHow do you think I became an evil bastard?
Were you married? Together long? Were you young?
Some on, spill!!!The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostSo what happened then? Did she cheat? Not with your best mate?! (That's sooooooooo common!)
Were you married? Together long? Were you young?
Some on, spill!!!Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostYou can read it in my memoirs.
You are Les Dennis, and I claim £5's worth of pity!The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostYou can read it in my memoirs.Comment
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