Schmoke and a Pancake

[sunnysan]

Restaurant Club

This is over 2 years ago but,

Somewhere near the harbour in an old what looks like ex LA building is a restaurant called 11. Its basically the top two floors an old disused what I think used to be apartment block

Its huge open plan, food is good and turns into a nightclub when people finish eating. Fantastic views of the "Dam"

Oosterdokskade 5 is the address IIRC

[NotAllThere]

Rijstafel. Yum.

[EternalOptimist]

If you go on the water tour, make sure you are under cover for when the b@astards pour coke on your head from the bridges.

[SantaClaus]

Cheers for the advice. We're heading to Amster in August and this is now on the list of places to shop.

Have fun! It's one of my favourite cities.

[EternalOptimist]

And dont underestimate the seagulls either.
It is a common myth that the Luftwaffe disbanded at the end of the war. They didnt. They simply painted all of the Stuka dive-bombers white and put false beaks on them, and they now fly around in formation looking for British tourists to bomb. Of course they cant get away with using 500 kg High Explosive bombs, so they use 1/4 kg imitation/seagull/sh 1 te/chemical stink-weaponry

[Menelaus]

I lived there on a gig

for a few months. the most unusual living arrangements I've ever had when on a gig - on a canal boat. Was ace.

[Mich the Tester]

And dont underestimate the seagulls either.
It is a common myth that the Luftwaffe disbanded at the end of the war. They didnt. They simply painted all of the Stuka dive-bombers white and put false beaks on them, and they now fly around in formation looking for British tourists to bomb. Of course they cant get away with using 500 kg High Explosive bombs, so they use 1/4 kg imitation/seagull/sh 1 te/chemical stink-weaponry

Yes, and if you’re walking in a pair it’s best to agree that one should look up to spot tulipting seagulls an the other should look down to scan for dogtulip on the pavements.

[EternalOptimist]

Yes, and if you’re walking in a pair it’s best to agree that one should look up to spot tulipting seagulls an the other should look down to scan for dogtulip on the pavements.

and thats when the bollards get you right in the nacks