How intelligent are you?

[The Lone Gunman]

That's very true.

I still rate higher than you.
If all 3 of you put your heads together you could make a shed.





attrib. Roy Chubby Brown.

[sasguru]

I still rate higher than you.
If all 3 of you put your heads together you could make a shed.





attrib. Roy Chubby Brown.

Not the sharpest tool are you?

[Drewster]

So actually we should just compare hat sizes?

My Hat size is 7 7/8

[sasguru]

My Hat size is 7 7/8

Oooh er missus.

[Mich the Tester]

My Hat size is 7 7/8

Duh, is that an M, an L or an XL?

[Mich the Tester]

So each contract will be allocated a hat. If the hat sits on the top of your head, you’ll be turned down for being too brainy. If it falls down and covers your eyes, you’re not clever enough. If the hat fits, you can start invoicing.

Will this policy discriminate against or in favour of people with big ears?

[Drewster]

Duh, is that an M, an L or an XL?

Its big enough that you don't find them in the shops that often... XL is always too small. I can squeeze into an XXL (sometimes found).

[TimberWolf]

So each contract will be allocated a hat. If the hat sits on the top of your head, you’ll be turned down for being too brainy. If it falls down and covers your eyes, you’re not clever enough. If the hat fits, you can start invoicing.

Will this policy discriminate against or in favour of people with big ears?

Surely height is a more important factor governing intelligence than hat size? Isn't it a little known fact that tall people are far less unintelligent than less tall people?

[Mich the Tester]

Surely height is a more important factor governing intelligence than hat size? Isn't it a little known fact that tall people are far less unintelligent than less tall people?

It sounds like a little known made up on the spot kind of fact but it’ll suit me.

[original PM]

hmmm knew a guy who was a particle physicist - worked at Daresbury Labs in Cheshire - IQ of something ridiculous like 160+

had no idea how to write a cheque

not really sure whether this is relevant or not