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I'm starting to worry
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Better than nought though Tony! Things are still pretty grim out there.Every Saint has a past, Every Sinner a future"

Originally Posted by Pogle
I wasnt really into men at the time - IYKWIM
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Fixed that for you...Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostThe 80% remaining after tax is mine!"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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No need to stack selves, just open a spread bet account and make some real money.Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostI'm 1/3 of the way through the warchest and nothing on the horizon. Think I may have to go stack shelves somewhere
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I know - that's why I'm sticking with it!Originally posted by tino View PostBetter than nought though Tony! Things are still pretty grim out there.
No - I'm working in Switzerland. All my bills come out of my after tax income. So the bit that is left is 100% all mineOriginally posted by Moscow Mule View PostFixed that for you...Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Will be seeing Terry sometime this week so will ask him. I think they are just planning to develop the field at the top of the quarry for camping which will be a blast. The restaurant is still waiting for approval. I will at some point be putting in their network across the site and a POS system. May get a dive in during the day if I get time. Yeh the helicopter pad was a requirement for the opening of the center.Originally posted by milanbenes View PostKozak,
helicopter pad !!
I thought the helicopter was under the water ?
are they expecting people to go there by helicopter ?
will it be cheaper to park a helicopter than a car ?
have they got the planning yet for the accomodation and hotel stuff ?
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Keep your pecker up! Something will turn up!Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostI'm 1/3 of the way through the warchest and nothing on the horizon. Think I may have to go stack shelves somewhere
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostStu - have you looked into Male Escorting?
Young, good looking, intelligent, charming....you could up the cockney accent for ladies who wish for a bit of rough...
You could have it made!
It's an interesting plan B! Not sure I'm ready to sell myself just yet!
Thanks for the huge ego boost tho
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You'll need more than a huge ego boost if you take up Sally's plan....Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
It's an interesting plan B! Not sure I'm ready to sell myself just yet!
Thanks for the huge ego boost tho
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I'm sure I've got a mate who can get some blue pillsOriginally posted by FiveTimes View PostYou'll need more than a huge ego boost if you take up Sally's plan....
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