Bad mother!

[Drewster]

That is definitely not northern oik, but southern-shandy-drinking-poof.

Carry on.

[S-S-D-P]
Oh Ai saay wot thats a little harsh my man wot wot.
Can one not enter into some banter on ones prefered internet discussion forum thingy with out being insulted by the riff-raff.
I believe Sir that you are somewhat of a cad and a bounder! One has never in all ones life even considered drinking anything as positively proletarian as a "shandy" and one must deny most wholeheartedly that one is a poof (that episode with Sebastian in Woking was really blown out of proportion in a most disagreeable way).
I would hope Sir that you would withdraw your remark immediatly.
[/S-S-D-P]

[Drewster]

A couple of weeks ago I was asked by a Scotsman where North of the Border I hailed from.

He was shocked when I said I only visit occasionally, he said that he could have sworn that he detected a lilt of an accent, as if I'd been away for many years but it was still there.

Wot Brillo said

And while in a skiing class this year a French woman asked me if I went to a 'centre of excellence' for my accent, a Berlitz examiner had to explain the concept of RP to the group (in French - I didn't know where to start..)

I do get a fair share of comments about my accent considering I don't think I've got one...

Are you a posh bird then?

[Churchill]

Are you a posh bird then?

Steady, Mellors!