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    Will test for coffee and free lunch

    Anything to get me out of the house...
    ǝןqqıʍ

    #2
    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    Anything to get me out of the house...
    Go down to the pub and do the Guinness vs Curry test

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      #3
      Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
      Anything to get me out of the house...
      Get yourself outside and enjoy the sunshine.

      Been on the bench for long?
      I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

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        #4
        I've already tested the coffee. It tastes like silage smells.

        I've also tested the free lunch. It fails, either on the free or the lunch criteria. Strangely, either condition can exist on it's own...
        ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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          #5
          Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
          Anything to get me out of the house...
          will you table dance for my entertainment?
          Every Saint has a past, Every Sinner a future"


          Originally Posted by Pogle
          I wasnt really into men at the time - IYKWIM

          HTH

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            #6
            Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
            Go down to the pub and do the Guinness vs Curry test
            This test intrigues me. Does it have the gruesome outcome I'm expecting?

            Originally posted by Rookie View Post
            Get yourself outside and enjoy the sunshine.

            Been on the bench for long?
            Coming up on 3 months, hardly a sniff of anything
            ǝןqqıʍ

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              #7
              Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
              This test intrigues me. Does it have the gruesome outcome I'm expecting?
              Depends on the level of 'stress testing' you are prepared to do. I generally find the guinness wins but results can vary per individual

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                #8
                Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
                Depends on the level of 'stress testing' you are prepared to do. I generally find the guinness wins but results can vary per individual
                Is this test followed by rigorous toilet testing?
                I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Rookie View Post
                  Is this test followed by rigorous toilet testing?
                  Yes

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                    #10
                    My problem is demotivation. I am sat at home trying to go through old notes to dig out names and contact details of people I've worked with in the past. It is real slow work and soooo easy to get distracted. Like writing this post.

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