Will test for coffee and free lunch

[Mich the Tester]

Surely not anything, Mitch? Would you not draw the line somewhere?

Everyone must draw his own line. I know where I draw mine, but I don’t know where he draws his.

[Rookie]

Do anything for coffee or free lunch EXCEPT your profession. Do not lower yourself to doing professional work for a pittance.

Surely not anything, Mitch? Would you not draw the line somewhere?

[Mich the Tester]

Do anything for coffee or free lunch EXCEPT your profession. Do not lower yourself to doing professional work for a pittance.

[DiscoStu]

My problem is demotivation. I am sat at home trying to go through old notes to dig out names and contact details of people I've worked with in the past. It is real slow work and soooo easy to get distracted. Like writing this post.

Tell me about it. I plan on trawling ebay this week to find the cheapest decent PC setup I can find, then use it to teach myself Selenium and Quick Test Pro. Should keep me occupied for a while and give me an excuse to put some more keywords on the CV

[KentPhilip]

My problem is demotivation. I am sat at home trying to go through old notes to dig out names and contact details of people I've worked with in the past. It is real slow work and soooo easy to get distracted. Like writing this post.

[oracleslave]

Is this test followed by rigorous toilet testing?

Yes

[Rookie]

Depends on the level of 'stress testing' you are prepared to do. I generally find the guinness wins but results can vary per individual

Is this test followed by rigorous toilet testing?

[oracleslave]

This test intrigues me. Does it have the gruesome outcome I'm expecting?

Depends on the level of 'stress testing' you are prepared to do. I generally find the guinness wins but results can vary per individual

[DiscoStu]

Go down to the pub and do the Guinness vs Curry test

This test intrigues me. Does it have the gruesome outcome I'm expecting?

Get yourself outside and enjoy the sunshine.

Been on the bench for long?

Coming up on 3 months, hardly a sniff of anything

[tino]

Anything to get me out of the house...

will you table dance for my entertainment?

[Moscow Mule]

I've already tested the coffee. It tastes like silage smells.

I've also tested the free lunch. It fails, either on the free or the lunch criteria. Strangely, either condition can exist on it's own...

[Rookie]

Anything to get me out of the house...

Get yourself outside and enjoy the sunshine.

Been on the bench for long?

[oracleslave]

Anything to get me out of the house...

Go down to the pub and do the Guinness vs Curry test

[DiscoStu]

Anything to get me out of the house...