Let's start a new meme

[Bwana]

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[HairyArsedBloke]

Can anyone explain what the frak this imbecile is on about?

[BrowneIssue]

That's not really a meme, is it? It's just an expression. And it sounds like a euphemism for a copper's crap.

If you want an expression which means "You do very few hours, you are grossly overpaid, your job security is virtually guaranteed, your responsibility is nil yet your authority grossly inflated and you are completely undersupervised", the term is "MP".

[Bwana]

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[Cliphead]

Can anyone explain what the frak this imbecile is on about?

+1

[Churchill]

Can anyone explain what the frak this imbecile is on about?

+1

WHS = WHS << WHS;

[EternalOptimist]

dont step in the Umbongo, Bwana

[Toolpusher]

Collecting bwana......

[JamieMoles]

dont step in the Umbongo, Bwana

Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,
A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.
He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.
The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo"
Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.
The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin.
The parrot painted packets, that the whole caboodle landed in.
So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,
They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!

[EternalOptimist]

Way down deep in the middle of the Congo

Milliband was on a break from fiddling expenses, and was addressing a crowd.

'We will send you food'
'Umbongo, Umbongo, Umbongo' - the crowd cheered
'We will send you Money'
'Umbongo, Umbongo, Umbongo' - the crowd cheered
'We will build you a dam'
'Umbongo, Umbongo, Umbongo' - the crowd cheered
'We will end corruption'
'Umbongo, Umbongo, Umbongo' - the crowd cheered

Milliband walked away with a great gurning smile when the local guide diverted him from a steaming pile of elephant sh1te

'Dont step in the Umbongo'