Not sure Mr C,
We were planning to go to WGT (Wave-Gotik-Treffen) in Leipzig which starts on the 29th May.
We'll play it by ear (and not guitar)
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That's a waste of a good guitar.Churchill wrote : Pour petrol over the guitar and set fire to it? - Shirley?
Don't punish the poor instrument !
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I think I know who Bwana is.
Following on from your first musical outing with "Pants Man", may I suggest you hang up the guitar ?
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I had a suspicion your linguistic skills left something to be desired.Originally posted by Bwana View PostI've been wondering for ages, what does "WHS" mean?
Say, are you AndyW?
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Way down deep in the middle of the Congo
Milliband was on a break from fiddling expenses, and was addressing a crowd.
'We will send you food'
'Umbongo, Umbongo, Umbongo' - the crowd cheered
'We will send you Money'
'Umbongo, Umbongo, Umbongo' - the crowd cheered
'We will build you a dam'
'Umbongo, Umbongo, Umbongo' - the crowd cheered
'We will end corruption'
'Umbongo, Umbongo, Umbongo' - the crowd cheered
Milliband walked away with a great gurning smile when the local guide diverted him from a steaming pile of elephant sh1te
'Dont step in the Umbongo'
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Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postdont step in the Umbongo, Bwana

A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.
He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.
The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo"
Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.
The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin.
The parrot painted packets, that the whole caboodle landed in.
So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,
They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!
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