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    #11
    I'm not getting done. Not because I'm in a committed relationship and have done my biological duty but because, frankly, I'm a wuss in the pain circles.

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      #12
      I tried to get Mr P done - but he absolutely refused.
      I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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        #13
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        Mrs BP wants to get me done.........
        Don't worry it's a snip
        That's what they told me

        The pain, the pain, the pain.

        No only kiding with you.

        No but it does bl**dy hurt.

        Was back at work 4 days later though.
        Originally posted by cailin maith
        Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??

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          #14
          Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View Post
          That's what they told me

          The pain, the pain, the pain.

          No only kiding with you.

          No but it does bl**dy hurt.

          Was back at work 4 days later though.
          Did you get four days of sympathy, lazing in bed all day listening to Radio4 and BJs?

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            #15
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            Mrs BP wants to get me done.........
            Girly definitely doesn't want me done. At the moment...

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              #16
              Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View Post
              That's what they told me

              The pain, the pain, the pain.

              No only kiding with you.

              No but it does bl**dy hurt.

              Was back at work 4 days later though.
              Doesn't hurt that much. I had it done on a Friday morning. Had a couple of pints immediately afterwards which went well with the pre-meds. Went to bed with a pack of frozen peas. Took it easy saturday and sunday. Monday drove to work; was fine until I got to Stockley Park - then I remembered the ramps and went over them oh so slowly. Walked around like Clint Eastwood for a few days.

              I'd describe it as uncomfortable, rather than painful. On the 1-10 pain scale, about 2. The op itself was pain free. I was a complimented on my shaving skills.
              Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                #17
                Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
                Did you get four days of sympathy, lazing in bed all day listening to Radio4 and BJs?
                Had a day in bed, then a few days lazing around on the sofa. Last thing on my mind was a BJ

                Most of the op was relatively pain free (just a big of tugging here and there), however at the end they sprayed on a plastic coating to protect it. The really really hurt.

                Most people don't have any problems, however I got an infection a few days after. They were glowing bright red!! Couple of days of antibiotics and everything was fine again.
                Originally posted by cailin maith
                Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??

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                  #18
                  My Best Man was off work for 2 weeks. Readily advises anyone not to do it.

                  A previous colleague was off for a month. Walked like John Wayne for another two months.
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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                    #19
                    Well, if you will use the NHS. http://www.andrology.co.in/jokes/bargainvase.jpg
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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