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I'm not getting done. Not because I'm in a committed relationship and have done my biological duty but because, frankly, I'm a wuss in the pain circles.
 
That's what they told me :tantrum:

The pain, the pain, the pain.

No only kiding with you.

No but it does bl**dy hurt.

Was back at work 4 days later though.

Doesn't hurt that much. I had it done on a Friday morning. Had a couple of pints immediately afterwards which went well with the pre-meds. :freaky: Went to bed with a pack of frozen peas. Took it easy saturday and sunday. Monday drove to work; was fine until I got to Stockley Park - then I remembered the ramps and went over them oh so slowly. Walked around like Clint Eastwood for a few days.

I'd describe it as uncomfortable, rather than painful. On the 1-10 pain scale, about 2. The op itself was pain free. I was a complimented on my shaving skills.
 
Did you get four days of sympathy, lazing in bed all day listening to Radio4 and BJs?

Had a day in bed, then a few days lazing around on the sofa. Last thing on my mind was a BJ :eek

Most of the op was relatively pain free (just a big of tugging here and there), however at the end they sprayed on a plastic coating to protect it. :mad: The really really hurt.

Most people don't have any problems, however I got an infection a few days after. They were glowing bright red!! Couple of days of antibiotics and everything was fine again.
 
My Best Man was off work for 2 weeks. Readily advises anyone not to do it.

A previous colleague was off for a month. Walked like John Wayne for another two months.
 

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