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Previously on "Castration"
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My Best Man was off work for 2 weeks. Readily advises anyone not to do it.
A previous colleague was off for a month. Walked like John Wayne for another two months.
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Originally posted by Menelaus View PostDid you get four days of sympathy, lazing in bed all day listening to Radio4 and BJs?
Most of the op was relatively pain free (just a big of tugging here and there), however at the end they sprayed on a plastic coating to protect it. The really really hurt.
Most people don't have any problems, however I got an infection a few days after. They were glowing bright red!! Couple of days of antibiotics and everything was fine again.
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Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View PostThat's what they told me
The pain, the pain, the pain.
No only kiding with you.
No but it does bl**dy hurt.
Was back at work 4 days later though.
I'd describe it as uncomfortable, rather than painful. On the 1-10 pain scale, about 2. The op itself was pain free. I was a complimented on my shaving skills.
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Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View PostThat's what they told me
The pain, the pain, the pain.
No only kiding with you.
No but it does bl**dy hurt.
Was back at work 4 days later though.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostMrs BP wants to get me done.........Don't worry it's a snip
The pain, the pain, the pain.
No only kiding with you.
No but it does bl**dy hurt.
Was back at work 4 days later though.
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I'm not getting done. Not because I'm in a committed relationship and have done my biological duty but because, frankly, I'm a wuss in the pain circles.
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Originally posted by Pogle View PostHe seems to have calmed down a little, but I had to put her in a separate room to get some peace and even then he was hurling himself at the door to get to her - poor thing
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He seems to have calmed down a little, but I had to put her in a separate room to get some peace and even then he was hurling himself at the door to get to her - poor thing
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I wondered what that lone man demonstrating outside the vasectomy clinic was about!
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostWhen you say "take advantage of a vivisection", do you mean like the butchers that use cows' hearts for sexual gratification, or the dubious practices of some particularly unpleasant hysterectomy surgeons? Because I'm not sure there's many men that have survived vivisection.
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostI don't think many men are in a position to take advantage of a vivisection within a few days at least?
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