Reply to: Castration

[NotAllThere]

Well, if you will use the NHS. http://www.andrology.co.in/jokes/bargainvase.jpg

[BrowneIssue]

My Best Man was off work for 2 weeks. Readily advises anyone not to do it.

A previous colleague was off for a month. Walked like John Wayne for another two months.

[FSM with Cheddar]

Did you get four days of sympathy, lazing in bed all day listening to Radio4 and BJs?

Had a day in bed, then a few days lazing around on the sofa. Last thing on my mind was a BJ

Most of the op was relatively pain free (just a big of tugging here and there), however at the end they sprayed on a plastic coating to protect it. The really really hurt.

Most people don't have any problems, however I got an infection a few days after. They were glowing bright red!! Couple of days of antibiotics and everything was fine again.

[NotAllThere]

That's what they told me

The pain, the pain, the pain.

No only kiding with you.

No but it does bl**dy hurt.

Was back at work 4 days later though.

Doesn't hurt that much. I had it done on a Friday morning. Had a couple of pints immediately afterwards which went well with the pre-meds. Went to bed with a pack of frozen peas. Took it easy saturday and sunday. Monday drove to work; was fine until I got to Stockley Park - then I remembered the ramps and went over them oh so slowly. Walked around like Clint Eastwood for a few days.

I'd describe it as uncomfortable, rather than painful. On the 1-10 pain scale, about 2. The op itself was pain free. I was a complimented on my shaving skills.

[Churchill]

Mrs BP wants to get me done.........

Girly definitely doesn't want me done. At the moment...

[Menelaus]

That's what they told me

The pain, the pain, the pain.

No only kiding with you.

No but it does bl**dy hurt.

Was back at work 4 days later though.

Did you get four days of sympathy, lazing in bed all day listening to Radio4 and BJs?

[FSM with Cheddar]

Mrs BP wants to get me done.........

Don't worry it's a snip

That's what they told me

The pain, the pain, the pain.

No only kiding with you.

No but it does bl**dy hurt.

Was back at work 4 days later though.

[Pogle]

I tried to get Mr P done - but he absolutely refused.

[Menelaus]

I'm not getting done. Not because I'm in a committed relationship and have done my biological duty but because, frankly, I'm a wuss in the pain circles.

[BrilloPad]

Mrs BP wants to get me done.........

[stingman123]

He seems to have calmed down a little, but I had to put her in a separate room to get some peace and even then he was hurling himself at the door to get to her - poor thing

Well you know what they say about "You can take the boy out of the country....etc etc.."

[Pogle]

He seems to have calmed down a little, but I had to put her in a separate room to get some peace and even then he was hurling himself at the door to get to her - poor thing

[Bagpuss]

I wondered what that lone man demonstrating outside the vasectomy clinic was about!

[Peoplesoft bloke]

When you say "take advantage of a vivisection", do you mean like the butchers that use cows' hearts for sexual gratification, or the dubious practices of some particularly unpleasant hysterectomy surgeons? Because I'm not sure there's many men that have survived vivisection.

Quality ! And quality vasectomy/vivisection confusion - ALF to the rescue

[BrowneIssue]

I don't think many men are in a position to take advantage of a vivisection within a few days at least?

When you say "take advantage of a vivisection", do you mean like the butchers that use cows' hearts for sexual gratification, or the dubious practices of some particularly unpleasant hysterectomy surgeons? Because I'm not sure there's many men that have survived vivisection.