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Lets pretend climate change is a fact for the day
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Who would make all of our cheapo computers?"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested." -
As they have nuclear weapons and might strike back.Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View PostIf you would like to reduce the human population, why don't we just nuke China?
India is far more defenceless..............Comment
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Stick a bung up cows @rses?
If everyone left their freezer door open for a day, it would reduce the global temperature by a degree or two?
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No they have nukes too, but.... luckily for us they were only designed to go as far as Pakistan.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAs they have nuclear weapons and might strike back.
India is far more defenceless..............
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Ok, so lets nuke all defenceless people that don't provide us with cheep shoes. Paying particular attention to frying the countries that provide much cheepness, plenty quickness in the software sector.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAs they have nuclear weapons and might strike back.
India is far more defenceless..............Originally posted by cailin maithHang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??
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Our green house has got an automatic opening window for when it gets too hot.
Could we fit one of those to earth?Originally posted by cailin maithHang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??
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I don't think getting rid of gravity is really within our sphere of influence...Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View PostOur green house has got an automatic opening window for when it gets too hot.
Could we fit one of those to earth?"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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I'm not sure if I believe in gravity, it seems a little too easy for my likening.Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostI don't think getting rid of gravity is really within our sphere of influence...
Originally posted by cailin maithHang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??
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The Earth sucks!Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View PostI'm not sure if I believe in gravity, it seems a little too easy for my likening.
(Don't remember who said it.... probably Bart or Charlie Brown or someone....)Comment
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On a serious note if everyone on this earth stopped buying superfluous junk pollution could easily be halved. ...Just a guess.
Consumerism is evil.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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