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Lets pretend climate change is a fact for the day

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    #11
    Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View Post
    If you would like to reduce the human population, why don't we just nuke China?
    Who would make all of our cheapo computers?
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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      #12
      Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View Post
      If you would like to reduce the human population, why don't we just nuke China?
      As they have nuclear weapons and might strike back.

      India is far more defenceless..............

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        #13
        Stick a bung up cows @rses?

        If everyone left their freezer door open for a day, it would reduce the global temperature by a degree or two?

        'elf and safety guru

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          #14
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          As they have nuclear weapons and might strike back.

          India is far more defenceless..............
          No they have nukes too, but.... luckily for us they were only designed to go as far as Pakistan.
          Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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            #15
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            As they have nuclear weapons and might strike back.

            India is far more defenceless..............
            Ok, so lets nuke all defenceless people that don't provide us with cheep shoes. Paying particular attention to frying the countries that provide much cheepness, plenty quickness in the software sector.
            Originally posted by cailin maith
            Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??

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              #16
              Our green house has got an automatic opening window for when it gets too hot.

              Could we fit one of those to earth?
              Originally posted by cailin maith
              Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??

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                #17
                Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View Post
                Our green house has got an automatic opening window for when it gets too hot.

                Could we fit one of those to earth?
                I don't think getting rid of gravity is really within our sphere of influence...
                ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
                  I don't think getting rid of gravity is really within our sphere of influence...
                  I'm not sure if I believe in gravity, it seems a little too easy for my likening.
                  Originally posted by cailin maith
                  Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View Post
                    I'm not sure if I believe in gravity, it seems a little too easy for my likening.
                    The Earth sucks!

                    (Don't remember who said it.... probably Bart or Charlie Brown or someone....)

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                      #20
                      On a serious note if everyone on this earth stopped buying superfluous junk pollution could easily be halved. ...Just a guess.

                      Consumerism is evil.
                      Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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